“Darn* girl, you are so fine I would walk five miles barefoot, over snow-covered, broken glass just to throw a rock at the truck that carries your dirty panties to the laundry.”
* substitute replacement profanity
That works for You?
What exactly do you say to that?
Can you believe a guy actually said this to me? Yes, he was sober.
Now I know we’re in the South. And I absolutely love it!
But my oh my, that is as country as it gets.
Hey Ang: I’ll trade you for the pool boy!