IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN


 

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine. 

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything. 

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost  immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents that you never knew you had.  Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine. 

White Wine may not be right for  everyone.  Women  who are  pregnant should not use White Wine.  However,  women who  wouldn’t mind  becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.  

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea,  vomiting, incarceration,  erotic lustfulness, loss of  motor control, loss  of clothing, loss of  money, delusions of grandeur, headache,  dehydration, dry  mouth,  and a desire to sing Karaoke.

WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.

 WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most.

IMAGINE WHAT WE MAY ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!

Ask your doctor or pharmacist for more information.

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